“Sick, messed up, erotic, kinky, clamps and feathers kind of love." Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service. Pants Optional.

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service. Pants Optional.


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"You know, and thank you by the way. For listening. Plus, something about just getting it off my chest, and putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in… I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener."


"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

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me just out of frame drunk as shit and misquoting romeo and juliet

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This Stop Motion Animation Fits An Entire Kitchen Inside A Water Bottle

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His back is terribly sensational.

(Source: sannapersikka)

Before we get started, does anyone wanna get out?

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#i hate to see him leave but i love to watch him go

That should be the new standard for beauty: Dorito ratio.

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  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*